My last ever blog post

All the hoaxes and hating out there. It’s time to call it a day.

No more. Finito.  It’s the lies dressed up as entertainment and pseudo serious debate I can’t take…

The final straw came this morning when, as a chap who is a bit tired but finally has a few hours for blogging, I came across some of these base and degenerate posts. Keep yer wits about ye, Mayfield, I said to myself,  lest you fall for…

Iain Dale’s bid to become Tory candidate for Mayor…

 “I am encouraged that despite my previous stance of saying ‘I would rather stick needles in my eyes than run for London mayor’, my blog readers have consistently encouraged me to put my name forward.”

Travel Rants merging with Expedia…

“…Darren Cronian becomes an over night millionaire and heads up the blogging department of Expedia in the UK”

TechCrunch acquires F*ckedCompany.com…

“Reasons for the merger: The market moves in cycles, and its clear that we are at the tail end of the current boom (disregard recent statements I’ve made to the contrary).”

Tim O’Reilly is calling for a blogging code of conduct…

Oh. No. Hang on, I think O’Reilly’s actually serious….

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2 responses to “My last ever blog post”

  1. did atually think you had hung up your e-boots, such has been the gap between posts recently, antony……

  2. That’s the bitter edge to that joke – I do appreciate!

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